Sex, Fires, More Sex
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
Let's get started, shall we?
• Tim Mahoney, voted in to clean up after the messy affairs left by page-pervin' congressman Mark Foley, is now said to have had a second extramarital affair. As in, on top of the first one he tried to buy his way out of.
• The wildfires in Los Angeles have now claimed 18,000 acres, and the season's only just begun.
• As expected, Madonna and <strongGuy Ritchie are getting divorced.
- Tragic One Direction Singer Liam Payne Dead Aged 31 After Horror Hotel Balcony Plunge: Celeb Tributes Pour In as Images Emerge of Smashed Up Hotel Room Strewn With White Powder and 'Drugs Foil'
- Family of Menendez Brothers Beg for Convicted Killers' Freedom in Press Conference Three Decades After Brutal Murders: 'They Were Failed By Their Parents!'
- BREAKING: Jailed 'Sex Beast' Sean 'Diddy' Combs Hit With Another Wave of Horrific Lawsuits — Rapper Accused of Drugging, Raping, Sodomizing and Threatening to Murder Multiple New Victims
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• Things are bad for all the high-stakes media folk (though not to hear Graydon Carter tell it.) But none moreso than lonely Howell Raines, ex executive editor of the New York Times.
• Jen Aniston and Jon Mayer aren't even pretending to be broken up anymore.
• Carfeful of those blowjobs, people! Throat cancer, maybe. Dude, SHUT UP!—Ed.
• And speaking of ramming something down someone's throat, apparently some of the banking heads weren't too pleased with being forced to take Hank Paulson's $125 billion infusion over the weekend.