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Lynne Spears

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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DANCE, MONKEY, ER, HONEY! Lynne, Jamie Lynn (Photo: Getty Images)

Dumb in the Spears family didn't begin with Britney. It's genetic, it seems, and carried on the mother's side.

Now Lynne Spears's 16-year-old daughter, Jamie Lynn, is knocked up, likely the result of what could be characterized as statutory rape by her 18-year-old boyfriend Casey Aldridge. And instead of ascending to the teen-TV queen throne she's been groomed since birth to seize, Jamie Lynn will undoubtedly spend the remainder of her youth fending off stalkerazzi, working off baby weight, and firing a series of exasperated nannies.

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Maybe she'll squeeze in some chandelier shopping.

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