Lord Have Mercy
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
• : The kooks from the Westboro Baptist Church are at it again, this time pissing off Warner/Chappell Music Inc., along with the rest of the sane world, with their parody of "We Are the World"—"God Hates the World."
• Spin control: A surprise assist from gonzo gossip Ian Spiegelman prompts the longest item in Page Six history, addressing the latest round of bribery and free lap dance allegations by lawsuit-happy alleged extortionist Jared Paul Stern. Yowza!
• Crying wolf: Helping lead a country into a disastrous war under false pretenses got Paul Wolfowitz a cushy job atop the World Bank. Paying his girlfriend a ton of money gets him fired.
• : A report reveals that the NYPD monitored Diddy, Jay-Z, and Alicia Keys prior to the 2004 Republican National Convention.
• : Rumor has it that the Olsen twins are being courted to be the next Bond girls.
