ROCKY MOUNTAIN LOW Cirque Lodge, Lohan (inset)
If reports that Lindsay Lohan checked into a Utah rehab this week are true, she'll be enjoying her own private hot tub with mountain views in a tastefully decorated facility while meditating among the deer and elk—and abundant local year-round snow.
According to CBS News radio, Lohan checked into Cirque Lodge, a posh high-altitude drug-and-alcohol sobriety center (think Promises in the Rockies). The facility has its own helicopter, accommodates up to 16 patients, and, according to its website, is an "exquisitely decorated mountain retreat with tastefully appointed rooms and amenities. Its warm and luxurious accommodations provide an ideal place for drug treatment.... Located in the beautiful mountains of Sundance, Utah, at the base of majestic Mount Timpanogos ... Native Americans have been coming to Mount Timpanogos for rejuvenation and healing for millennia. We are building on that legacy."
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Wait. They had crack back then?
Full tour of Cirque Lodge after the jump!