Lindsay Lohan is Not the New Kristin Davis

THIS ISN'T THE BJ YOU'RE LOOKING FOR Not Lindsay The gossip columns this morning are atwitter over the the grainy cellphone video of talented, troubled thespian Lindsay Lohan maybe blowing untalented, troubled ex-boyfriend Calum Best. Lindsay denies it's her—of course, she also admitted that she doesn't really remember any of the time she spent with Best, so her word isn't exactly bond—but a "friend" tells the New York Post, "Privately, nobody believes her. It is her." Another individual "close" to Lohan tells the Daily News, "I think it's her." These "friends" accomplish the difficult feat of making Dina Lohan seem like she has her daughter's vested interest at heart!

These friends are also categorically wrong.