Lindsay Lohan Will Keep Stripping Down Until You Take Her Seriously

"Troubled Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan is planning to appear naked in an low-budget film in an effort to revive her flailing career, it has been claimed. The actress is said to have agreed to strip down for just £40,000 for the indie film Florence to prove herself as a 'mature actress'. The 21-year-old... has reportedly agreed to 'full frontal' nudity in her role as a nymphomaniac waitress in the drama." Now, granted, this comes from the Sun, so take it with a grain of salt, but, you know, it's a lot more believable than, say, "Lindsay Lohan to play Cordelia in Lear." Unless she was planning to do that naked. Which we would totally pay to see.