SHOPGIRL Lohan (Photo: Getty Images)
"Is Lindsay Lohan addicted to shopping?" asks a clearly worried ABCNEWS.com today? It maybe seems so! What other possible explanation could there be for a 21-year-old girl with lots of disposable income and time on her hands (she's certainly not working) to be "frequenting Los Angeles shopping hot spots such as Kitson and the Grove"?
As further evidence of her "retail therapy addiction," as ABC's medically-trained experts have coined Lohan's apparently uncontrollable desire to swathe her body in the latest Rachel Zoe-approved duds, ABCNEWS trots out the fact that the recently rehabbed actress has been "caught on film eating out at some of the fanciest and most expensive Los Angeles restaurants, sometimes even eating out multiple times a day." You hear that? She's spending money on food, sometimes even consuming it outside the confines of her own home! Someone stage an intervention and get the poor thing back to Cirque Lodge before she really hurts herself!