Noted Expert Delivers More Crap

IT'S IN THE CARDS ... OR IN HIS PANTS! Cohn, Delaurio (Photo: Deadspin) Deadspin editor A.J. Daulerio, he of the Butterfish Excretory Masterpiece (the very feature that inspired RadarOnline.com's coveted 'Anal Leakage' tag), went on a date of sorts with ESPN analyst Linda Cohn He looked fabulous! She looked fabulous! They lounged and ate figs!

Then, possibly because of said figs, things got a little ... um, sloppy. But it's all like that on the Internet these days, no? Life is messy, people. You either clean it up, or you can wallow in a septic trough of your own making. All this to say: congratulations, A.J. We should all be so lucky. Deadspin