• Blazed and confused: Lily Allen's excessive onstage lubrication leads to lots of lady-loving affirmations, but also some Bush name-calling.
• Rocket man: Martha Stewart heads to Kazakhstan to pack a space lunch for her billionaire "friend" blasting off to the International Space Station.
• Beauty and the Beauty: Disney now includes same-sex couples in its Fairy Tale Wedding program.
• 9/11 colonic: A Tom Cruise-backed clinic offers free Scientology-inspired treatments for New York's bravest and finest exposed to toxins at Ground Zero.
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