TALKIN SH*T Allen
Half-pint British songbird Lily Allen had a wicked case of verbal diarrhea Sunday night—hardly the first incident, either, she said from stage. "I was really, really, really drunk last week, and I met Jay-Z ... I said, 'Jigga-man, I run New York City.' He looked at me like I was a fool. All I wanted was to be Jigga-man's friend, but I think I blew it. I told him he could have Brooklyn, but I got the rest of the city on lockdown," Allen said to the delight of the Brooklyn crowd at Warsaw concert hall.
Her musings spread beyond the subject of hip-hop moguls and on to her own gastrointestinal fortitude. Unsolicited, she confessed: "I have spent most of the afternoon on the toilet, so if I have to run off you'll understand." She smirked and continued, "At least I'm honest. I have the shits."
Toilet battles and tales of turf wars with iconic rappers aside, the mini pop star finished out her set strong, with cigarettes, multiple shots of booze, zero trips to the loo, and a series of hilarious song introductions, which kept the crowd in stitches. A couple of the best after the jump ...