Indian Tradition Prepares Babies for Lifetime of Falling Off of Roofs

• Just throwin' it out there: Have you seen this crazy thing these foreign people do with babies in the name of religion!? Somewhere an old guy said that this Internet video thing would lead to baby tossing. And we locked him away in an old folks' home.

• Pratt grammar-slaps Wahler: RadarOnline.com columnist Spencer Pratt and former Lauren "L.C." Conrad boy toy Jason Wahler continue to debate the possible existence of a LC-Jason sex tape. Wahler recently said, "I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist. Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention." Pratt shot back with the seldom-used grammar-defense, saying, "Jason's statement couldn't be more transparent. Notice how he uses present tense, 'I DO not have a sex tape... one DOES not exist." He is just as attentive to grammar in his column.

• The L-Word: A Greek court has been asked to draw the fine line between residents of Lesbos, known as Lesbians, and a gay rights group, the HomoSexual and Lesbian Community of Greece, some of whom are lesbians—lowercase "L." Lesbians don't like to be confused with lesbians. No word yet if the lesbians are upset if they're known as Lesbians.

• Blaine games: David Blaine set a new Guinness World Record on The Oprah Winfrey Show by holding his breath underwater for 17 minutes and 4 seconds, beating the previous record of 16 minutes and 32 seconds and exceeding our interest by 17 minutes and 4 seconds.

• Most beautiful?: People magazine's annual "Most Beautiful" list is onstands Friday, with new cover girl, Kate Hudson. Also on the list, actress Salma Hayek, singer Mary J. Blige, comedian Sarah Silverman, and Rumer Willis.