Larry Craig Unpleads Guilty
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
THE WORLD'S LEAST SEXY BATHROOM Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport This morning, Idaho Senator Larry Craig is having himself a hearing in appeals court—he would like to unplead guilty to the disorderly conduct rap resulting from his sexy solicitation of a police officer in the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport. He was not allowed to do take-backs in a lower court. You know what? Maybe Larry Craig just had to take a dump really bad and was acting crazy. I mean, the whole charge is that he was looking in a stall and then waving his hands.Thing is, if he was cruising for sex, he was doing it really poorly. In any event! The state is hellbent though on nailing Craig to the stall wall.
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