Katherine Heigl, This Could Be You in 10 Years
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
PUFF, PUFF GIVE Turtle (Photo: thesun.co.uk) • Smoke on the water: A cranky, nicotine-addicted turtle is said to have developed a half-pack a day smoking habit in China. Says a world-weary Animal Protection Association official: "If the tortoise smokes voluntarily there is little we can do, but we want the owner to stop making it public."
• Broken borders: New Yorker writers Malcolm Gladwell and Adam Gopnik have no plans to repatriate themselves back to Canada anytime soon. Get Lou Dobbs on the horn.
- Tragic One Direction Singer Liam Payne Dead Aged 31 After Horror Hotel Balcony Plunge: Celeb Tributes Pour In as Images Emerge of Smashed Up Hotel Room Strewn With White Powder and 'Drugs Foil'
- Family of Menendez Brothers Beg for Convicted Killers' Freedom in Press Conference Three Decades After Brutal Murders: 'They Were Failed By Their Parents!'
- BREAKING: Jailed 'Sex Beast' Sean 'Diddy' Combs Hit With Another Wave of Horrific Lawsuits — Rapper Accused of Drugging, Raping, Sodomizing and Threatening to Murder Multiple New Victims
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• See Wal-Mart for details: Casey Aldridge and his baby's mama Jamie Lynn register for gifts in Kentucky, and thanks everyone for "supporting them during this special time."
• Oh, Oh, Oh-o-old: The saddest part about the planned April 4 New Kids on the Block reunion on the Today show? Donnie Wahlberg. He's been in Sixth Sense since then, for fuck's sake. Don't make him put on the hammer pants again.