Katherine Heigl, This Could Be You in 10 Years
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
PUFF, PUFF GIVE Turtle (Photo: thesun.co.uk) • Smoke on the water: A cranky, nicotine-addicted turtle is said to have developed a half-pack a day smoking habit in China. Says a world-weary Animal Protection Association official: "If the tortoise smokes voluntarily there is little we can do, but we want the owner to stop making it public."
• Broken borders: New Yorker writers Malcolm Gladwell and Adam Gopnik have no plans to repatriate themselves back to Canada anytime soon. Get Lou Dobbs on the horn.
• : Got a lazy BF, ladies? Help him find his way by inflating your pleasure button with the latest craze to hit the UK: G-spot collagen implants. Seriously.
• See Wal-Mart for details: Casey Aldridge and his baby's mama Jamie Lynn register for gifts in Kentucky, and thanks everyone for "supporting them during this special time."
• Oh, Oh, Oh-o-old: The saddest part about the planned April 4 New Kids on the Block reunion on the Today show? Donnie Wahlberg. He's been in Sixth Sense since then, for [expletive]'s sake. Don't make him put on the hammer pants again.



