Heigl To Writers: Up Yours
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
SCENES WHICH ARE UNLIKELY TO BE REPEATED Heigl, Emmy • Schmucks with Underwoods: Katherine Heigl has withdrawn her name from Emmy contention, blaming Grey's Anatomy writers for not providing "the material this season to warrant" a nomination. We are so excited for next season, when Katherine's character is sure to develop a mysterious disorder which makes her speak in a Mexican accent and drool constantly.
•As go American corporations: So go their namesake buildings. Abu Dhabi's kickin' sovereign wealth fund just found a new play toy: the Chrysler Building.
•My Little Lingerie Set: As if horses in makeup weren't creepy enough, Hasbro announced plans to license its My Little Pony brand for adult sleepwear and underwear. Congratulations, all you wannabe Warren Jeffs out there: It's an early Christmas!
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- Family of Menendez Brothers Beg for Convicted Killers' Freedom in Press Conference Three Decades After Brutal Murders: 'They Were Failed By Their Parents!'
- BREAKING: Jailed 'Sex Beast' Sean 'Diddy' Combs Hit With Another Wave of Horrific Lawsuits — Rapper Accused of Drugging, Raping, Sodomizing and Threatening to Murder Multiple New Victims
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