Kate Moss's Ghost Designer's Sew Busted

PHONING IT IN Moss

• Ghost of Moss: For a mere £3 million ($5.9 million), you didn't think hard-living supermodel Kate Moss was really going to design a teeny-bopper fashion collection for Topshop herself, did you?

• Stefano Gabbana is procreating!: The 44-year-old fashion designer finally found a "civilized and refined" 32-year-old surrogate mother but says he's against children being raised by two gay parents. If it weren't for his snakeskin hotpants addiction, he could work for the Vatican.

• Thank God for pot and Vicodin: Without them, Nicole Richie might drink dead calorie-laden alcohol and weigh more than 85 pounds when being booked in L.A. on DUI charges.

• Russian enigma solved!: Forget the poisoned spy. Russian free paper the eXile found the missing link between hot Russian models and the terrifyingly squat bulldozer babushkas they become.

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