Bank On It
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
Please, dig in:
• President Bush announced this morning that nine major American banks are getting a $125 billion cash infusion (an additional $125b to smaller institutions) from us the U.S. government, and Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke does his best Stuart Smalley.
• Sarah Silverman's Great Schelp is not working, as nobody really cares for Florida or for old people.
• The RNC is considering diverting $5 million to Senate incumbents who run the risk of losing re-election bids in November—and thereby the headcount to effectively filibuster against the Democratic majority. Lucky for McCain, they have plenty.
- Tragic One Direction Singer Liam Payne Dead Aged 31 After Horror Hotel Balcony Plunge: Celeb Tributes Pour In as Images Emerge of Smashed Up Hotel Room Strewn With White Powder and 'Drugs Foil'
- Family of Menendez Brothers Beg for Convicted Killers' Freedom in Press Conference Three Decades After Brutal Murders: 'They Were Failed By Their Parents!'
- BREAKING: Jailed 'Sex Beast' Sean 'Diddy' Combs Hit With Another Wave of Horrific Lawsuits — Rapper Accused of Drugging, Raping, Sodomizing and Threatening to Murder Multiple New Victims
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• Now you can own the childhood home where Cindy McCain might well have lost her virginity to John.
• With McCain having surrendered Michigan, "Natural Law Party" candidate Ralph Nader sees an opening!