Bank On It

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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President Bush announced this morning that nine major American banks are getting a $125 billion cash infusion (an additional $125b to smaller institutions) from us the U.S. government, and Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke does his best Stuart Smalley.

Sarah Silverman's Great Schelp is not working, as nobody really cares for Florida or for old people.

• The RNC is considering diverting $5 million to Senate incumbents who run the risk of losing re-election bids in November—and thereby the headcount to effectively filibuster against the Democratic majority. Lucky for McCain, they have plenty.

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• Now you can own the childhood home where Cindy McCain might well have lost her virginity to John.

• With McCain having surrendered Michigan, "Natural Law Party" candidate Ralph Nader sees an opening!



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