November is So Very Far Away
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
I'M STUMPED Obama, McCain (Photo: Getty Images) • Poll position: John McCain continues to trail rival Barack Obama in polls; volunteer Obama staffers trying to change that.
• Beverly Hills Cock: Scary Spice plots her post-natal revenge in song against her ex, Eddie Murphy. Murphy already starred in Norbit and spent many unnerving nights in bed with Scary ... this song can't possible faze him.
• Fashion vampire: PR headmistress and Lauren Conrad "antagonist" Kelly Cutrone wears black, appears pale, eats raw(ish) meat, and is way too rad to be on the Hills.
- Tragic One Direction Singer Liam Payne Dead Aged 31 After Horror Hotel Balcony Plunge: Celeb Tributes Pour In as Images Emerge of Smashed Up Hotel Room Strewn With White Powder and 'Drugs Foil'
- Family of Menendez Brothers Beg for Convicted Killers' Freedom in Press Conference Three Decades After Brutal Murders: 'They Were Failed By Their Parents!'
- BREAKING: Jailed 'Sex Beast' Sean 'Diddy' Combs Hit With Another Wave of Horrific Lawsuits — Rapper Accused of Drugging, Raping, Sodomizing and Threatening to Murder Multiple New Victims
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• Lemonade Bandit: Twelve-year-old refreshment entrepreneur was robbed of $17.50! The culprit was said to be a "big mean poopyhead."
• Godwin's Law, Sport Edition: ESPN columnist Jemele Hill is suspended after saying that rooting for the Celtics is "saying Hitler was a victim." Seriously, what is it with this network?
• Bad hair day: A woman arrested in Norway redefines the term coke-head.