John McCain and Hogs And Heifers

• At last!: John McCain finally had his very own Obama moment when he spoke at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally on Monday. The fact that it was simply the "roar of 50,000 Harleys" and a bevy of portly strippers didn't seem to bother him.

• Riding that train: John Gotti, Jr., accused Mafia boss, was indicted again on Tuesday for conspiracy to traffic cocaine and three murder chargers.

• Posh communism?: A leading German historian claims that Victoria Beckham is the great-great-great-granddaughter of a revolutionary and close comrade of Karl Marx.

CLICK HERE PLEASE! A play about sex and stuff; Oh, Florida; Starbucks makes amends!