RECIDIVIST PAR EXCELLENCE Francis
• Lawsuit collector: An incarcerated Joe Francis secures another lawsuit for coercing two innocent female coeds into getting it on and then showing the footage to the world.
• XXX-ecuted: Iranian lawmakers pass a bill that would deem anyone related to the production of porn a "corrupter of the world" and sentence them to death.
• When they grow up: Were they not royals, Princes William and Harry would like to fly helicopters and be a safari guide, respectively. Then they'd like to grab their sippy cups and watch some cartoons.