Jodie Foster's Gay, Discuss
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
'MO PROBLEMS Foster
• Closet Nudging Network: CNN International boots Jodie Foster the hell out of the closet, then discusses the outing for several minutes. Insert Anderson Cooper comment here.
• Wolverine?: Um, the wife of cabaret prince Hugh Jackman ... kinda looks like a dude.
• Oh, you again: The right Rev. Al Sharpton lashes out against federal prosecutors looking to prosecute him and his National Action Network on tax and campaign finance charges, claiming it's the same [expletive] he always hears come election time. Note to self: pitch auditors same defense come tax season '08.
• O'Reilly compares Jews to Taliban: Well, kind of. He claims to have defeated the "Taliban-like war on Christmas." Next up: O'Reilly will say all puppies should be killed by hand.
• Field trip: Artsy Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi visits the Louvre for a peek at the Venus de Milo, arriving in a super-stretch white limo and two-dozen vehicles worth of entourage. No word on whether the limo sported a "4U2NV" vanity plate.



