PREMATURE EVALUATION? "Terrorist Buster"
At first glance, the CIA's new "Terrorist Buster" is little more than a pedestrian version of the logo popularized in the 1984 Bill Murray classic Ghost Busters. But has anyone else noticed, on closer inspection, that the oversize nozzle of the crazed jihadist's AK-47 is pumping out what military types would describe as a "giant wad o' splooge"? (Yes, that's the actual Special Forces terminology.)
Note also that the arm of the hypothetical terrorist, placed firmly around the shaft of the rifle, appears to be rhythmically jerking the Kalashnikov towards some sort of America-hating orgasm. We can admit to occasionally seeing nasties where there sometimes aren't, but look closely: Is this a Freudian artistic slip by an in-house CIA graphic-design team who clearly wants nothing more than to arouse our Islamo-fascist fears? Seems so to us, but if you have a more viable explanation for the arcing load that's spraying out of his rifle, please let us know.