Jessica, Ashlee, Tommy and Teri

PARTY FOUL Simpson

MisShapes' already tenuous claim to edginess went out the window Saturday when Jessica and Ashlee Simpson invaded the much-mocked hipster dance party. Jessica was dateless—alleged boyfriend John Mayer was nowhere to be seen—while Ashlee was accompanied by Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, whom she proceeded to straddle, according to a fellow reveler. Partying with an actual rock star apparently proved too much for young Ashlee, who had to excuse herself to vomit. Management kindly blocked off the bathroom to let her retch in peace ...

How does Tommy Hilfiger feel about being dissed in the men's fashion bible as a "diminutive and seemingly gentle designer of mall clothes"? RadarOnline.com read that quote, from an Axl Rose profile in the September issue of GQ, to a rep for Hilfiger. His response: "Oh, god." He promised to call back if Hilfiger had a comment, but the call never came. Hilfiger, of course, is a regular GQ advertiser—or should that be "was a regular advertiser"? ...