Midget Lesbian Wrangler to Address Northwestern Grads

THINKER OR STINKER? Springer (Photo: Getty Images) Students at Northwestern University School of Law are flipping out on the dean for allowing this year's graduating class to be addressed by pioneer whore-loving politician and scuzz TV host Jerry Springer. But Dean David Van Zandt says: "Mr. Springer is an alumnus who has held public office as a city council member and mayor of Cincinnati. We look forward to his participation," according to legal blog Above the Law.