CHIEF OF STAPH Davis(Photo: Getty Images)
Jason "Gummybear" Davis, the flaxen-haired, plus-size brother of oil heir Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, was spotted Friday by a Radar spy at the Beverly Hills Hotel hot spot 1912, wheezing, sweating, slurring, and bleeding, looking a hell of a lot like an undead John Belushi.
The oil heir and frequent Hyde reject appeared to have blood spots around his waist, our witness says. And although he has claimed to have given up the sauce for nine weeks, our spy says he was all vowels this weekend, bragging that he was starting a company that would "put iTunes out of business," and explaining that he was speaking gruffly because "I have a staph infection."
Davis may not be looking so hot, but flesh-eating bacteria has never had it so good.