THE BITTER END James Gandolfini
• Eat it!: After visits from sister Nicky and ex Stavros Niarchos, Paris Hilton perks up and decides to eat again.
• He doesn't know any better: On a visit to the Vatican, Pres. Bush adds another entry to his volumes of verbal follies, calling the pope "sir" rather than the standard "His Holiness."
• A nation divided: A civil war is brewing in Claynation as Claymates, lovers of effete American Idol alum Clay Aiken, come to virtual blows over his sexuality.