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It's a Sausage Party for Not-gay Slut Larry Craig!

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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It's raining men: Four men, including a former prostitute who also snuggled with the Rev. Ted Haggard, come forward and describe sexual encounters with Senator Larry "I am not gay" Craig. Haggard will offer Craig tips on using God to cure his homosexuality. (And HJ techniques.)

Make it three: Choire, Emily, now Josh depart cute blog Gawker. Cute blog owner Nick Denton issues a veiled dis in the New York Times, calling them "bloggers." Facial!

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Hold the pepper: Despite her allegations of foul play, police find no trace of pepper spray on the belongings of Puerto Rico's Miss Universe. "I guess she has a lot of explaining to do," a police spokesman who was not Ricky Ricardo says.

Senior citizen writes angry letter: Karl Rove drafts a memo to Obama, telling him how to beat Hillary: "First, stop acting like a vitamin-deficient Adlai Stevenson." Boo-ya!

Just say pardon: The British teacher who let her student name a teddy bear Mohammad wins a pardon. "Everybody is so happy, everyone is just laughing now," says the head of the Sudanese school where the teddy bear teach worked. Yeah, it's been a barrel of laughs.

• : Pretending to get along, the Spice Girls kick off their reunion tour with a bunch of mediocre pop tunes you'd almost managed to forget.

• : "Big star" Montel Williams, who apparently was once on TV or something, apologizes to the reporters he threatened in Georgia.

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