Invasion of the Blondebots

SWAG HAG: Lauren Conrad

Remember all that jibber jabber last fall about New York Fashion Week becoming too celebrified, to the point where actual editors and buyers were getting bumped out of Bryant Park by spray-tanned WB starlets and their attendant stalkerazzos? If this week was any indication, expect an even larger influx of West Coast blondebots to usurp the front rows.

Early warning signs include former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavalleri strutting the red carpet at the Guess? party Tuesday night, and her MTV homegirls, Heidi Montag and former fake Teen Vogue intern Lauren Conrad, yawning and snapping gum through an entire Miss Sixty show at the Guggenheim, as if they'd rather be slurping fro-yo in the food court at the Beverly Center.