Into Thin Mags

SINGING FOR SUPPER Studdard • Us Weekly: Just in time for the holidays, the tabs concentrate on making us feel worse (or better) about our weight. At Us, thin is good and no one is better at getting thin than the pudges who've won (or almost won) American Idol every year. Yes, even Ruben Studdard.

• Star: On the other hand, thin can be bad, according to Star, and no one is thinner than the newly platinum Mary Kate Olsen.

• Life & Style: Thin is good and here are some ways to stop being so fat and ugly. Also, after seeing those pouty pictures, Jennifer Aniston is ready to meet Shiloh. Get in line.

• In Touch: Thin, like Mary Kate, is bad. Thin and on drugs, like Nicole Richie, is worse. But fat, like you after the holidays, is the worst of all.