If Avril Lavigne Ran a Tabloid ...

CONFIDENT, DRY Avril While she may have tanked in Buffalo, Avril Lavigne's Atlantic City jaunt was a sold-out, faux-emo-tween paradise. Sparkly-hooded girls overtook the shiny shirted Bon Jovi fans on the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa floor. Sk8tr bois took notice.

At the post-concert event, which featured more dancing rejects than Step It Up, Lavigne's entire crew and her hubby Derek Whitleby (whose shortness of stature is rivaled only by his band's shortness of fame) headed to mur.mur for their after party where the pop punk was peppered with questions about her recent "pregnancy" on Ashton Kutcher's new celebrity-fake out series, Pop Fiction.