BOWL FULL OF TRUTH Colbert • A treat for the heroes: Ben & Jerry's has bestowed its highest honor upon Stephen Colbert—his own ice cream flavor. "Americone Dream" is actually just a send-up of "Shut Up!", Bill O'Reilly's falafel-flavored treat.
• Night club vision: When soldiers in Iraq suffer from lack of armor, the Army gives them scrap metal. When soldiers at Fort Stewart, Georgia, lack a spot to party, the Army opens a nightclub on the base and encourages loose women to patronize it.