Who the Hell is Howard K. Stern?

STERN TALKING TO The late Smith, professionally orphaned Stern

First, Howard K. Stern lost his golden goose, Anna Nicole. Then, when a paternity test revealed Larry Birkhead as the legit baby daddy, Stern lost his golden egg, too. Plus, since Anna Nicole was his only client for the last few years, his law career is pretty much shot. And fame? He only makes the news when he's a plaintiff.

It's at times such as these that Stern should be thankful RadarOnline.com keeps crisis publicity experts on speed dial. This week, we rang a couple of heavyweights: Trump rep Catherine Saxton and Paris's flack Elliot Mintz. Both had sound, and sometimes unusual, advice for getting Stern back on the D-list. Howard K. Stern, you're in the PR/ER!