THE CRAP OF LUXURY Leo, Neorest 500 (inset)
How many carbon credits can you buy with $3,200? Maybe ask Prius-driving global-warming alarmist Leonardo DiCaprio, who In Touch reports just dropped the sum on a top-of-the-line Toto Neorest 500 toilet ("Technologically advanced and aesthetically pleasing, our industry-leading toilets offer legendary flushing performance," boasts the website).
Among other features, Leo's new poop pot has a heated seat, a remote control, a built-in air purifying system, and a lid that automatically raises up when a bathroom-goer approaches and returns to resting position when he/she is finished. But is it up to Leo's meticulously high eco-standards?