HEF'S HUT The Mansion Have you ever dreamed of attending a party at the super-exclusive, mysterious Playboy Mansion? (We suppose it's not that mysterious—it's been featured on Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sex and the City, as well as the E! show The Girls Next Door—but still! Skanky naked chicks!) Well, one company wants to make your dream a reality: VIP Exclusives, a "privately held company that specializes in securing access to high-end events," promises to get you into a party at the Mansion for just $1,000! Per the press release: "In addition to placing clients on the guest list for selected Playboy Mansion parties, VIP Exclusives offers a meet and mingle with Playmates, a tour of the Playboy Mansion grounds, access to after parties, and limousine transportation among other perks for their clients."
It appears there's already a market for pay-for-play access to the Mansion at StubHub, the online ticket emporium, though don't let that prevent you from dropping a grand on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Fake tans and silicone goodness awaits!
The full press release follows: