TIGHT GUN Cruise
• Top Girdle: Newlywed Tom Cruise sets the man-beauty standard for '07 by saying: To hell with the gym, give me a girdle.
• Also, he heard they were practically giving kids away: Michael Jackson continues to reach for credibility with a planned tour of hospitals in Rwanda.
• Hold the Spice: Looks like that Spice Girls reunion six or seven people have been waiting for won't happen now that holdout Mel B has a sugar daddy and some financial security. Thanks for nothing, Eddie Murphy.
• Candid Cameron: Cameron Diaz comes clean about her nose job. It was for health reasons, but it's still a revelation when a celeb admits to having cosmetic surgery. (Cough, Ashlee. Cough. Excuse us: Autumn bug.)
• Snap!: In a recent interview, celebrity photographer David LaChapelle calls bullshit on Madonna's new Earth Mother image.