Hot on the Heels of Mary-Kate, it's Bryanboy!

• Anorexia in motion: Atrociously fascinating blogger Bryanboy dresses up as Mary-Kate Olsen and proves once again that you really can be size triple zero and have enough energy to prance around L.A. like a vigorous, young pony. Take that, Ana Reston.

• Worldwide pants: American Apparel's $68 Slim Slacks have become such a success that the pairs in Almost Black and Dark Peacock are virtually impossible to find in stores. The ones in Royal Blue, however, are still fabulously "out there."

• Ugly Betty Alert!: Nothing makes for better lunch-break reading than a bitter Condé Nast staffer's blog. View From the Fourth Row anonymously dishes out the inside scoop on designer swag, fashion editors' holiday getaways, and the peculiar tendencies of pregnant Vogue-ettes. Hear that knocking? That's Condé security.

• Makes more scents: Chest hair purveyor Tom Ford, it seems, has given up his ambitious idea of directing Hollywood films and is instead going to open a menswear boutique and a line of 12 new perfumes—something smelling of butt-crack and patchouli, as usual.