Homeland Security Wise to Vic and Becks

WHAT IS SHE LIKE? Beckham, with Harpers Bazaar's Glenda Bailey (right)

When Victoria and David Beckham announced late last month that they were moving to Los Angeles (another step in attaining Thetan Level IV, natch), the couple seemed more than happy to adopt the British-American hyphen. Becks signed a $250 million L.A. Galaxy deal. Posh began a burgeoning career as a fashion editor and stylist to the Xenuphobic set. The couple planned dinners with TomKat and the Travoltas. The Spice Girls even started considering a reunion! All signs pointed to a seamless transition into the American way.