Press Has a Beer with Hillary, Sam

ANOTHER ROUND, SAM! Clinton, with beer and Cheers bartender Ted Danson (Photo: Getty Images) • Drinkin' and flyin': Hillary Clinton throws back some brews in Buckeye Country and everyone seems aghast that she's holding her own.

• And the beatdown goes on: Roller-coaster ride Britney Spears goes through her paparazzi beau's phone to find flirty texts addressed to other women and tosses the phone in a pool. Wasn't this an episode of The Hills?

• Disney Channel dastardliness: An accused child molester infiltrates The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

• Breakupedia: Breaking up is always hard to do, especially when your ex-boyfriend is the creator of Wikipedia ... and won't be edited.

• Say it ain't show: Socialite Tinsley Mortimer

may be tapped for a reality show? You had us at "socially conscious young debutantes of pedigree."