Britney Seeks Divine Wisdom from Mel
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
'OK, FIRST GET REAL DRUNK, THEN DRIVE, THEN HATE ON JEWS' Spears, Gibson (inset) (Photo: Getty Images) • Jesus Christ!: Mom-of-the-year Britney Spears and her father are flying to Costa Rica to spend a nice, quiet weekend with Jew-hating drunk Mel Gibson. Was Tom Cruise unavailable?
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