DANCIN' SHOE Mills • Does she really need the money?: Ex Mrs. Macca Heather Mills will put her 1.5 legs to the ultimate test when she joins the next season of Dancing With the Stars.
• At least it comes with a free 2-liter: In another installment of World's Most Ridiculous Food, a Scottish chef will make the most expensive pizza ever ($5,385) today and top it with "edible gold, champagne-
soaked caviar, and lobster marinated in the finest cognac."
• Country invaded: The Hollywood home of Nashville power couple Faith Hill and Tim McGraw was broken into this weekend. Police report that none of their honky was touched but some tonk is missing.
• Welcome Kansas to the 19th century!: Students in Kansas can be taught about evolution again ... for now.