Heather Mills Gives Baldwin a Leg Up

DADDY'S LITTLE HELPER Baldwin, Mills (inset)

• Hollywood shuffle: Fellow custody-battle wager Heather Mills pledges her support for Alec Baldwin, normal dad.

• Tranny woos The View: A clearly uninitiated audience is treated to a surprise live performance from All My Children's resident transsexual rock/soap star Zarf/Zoe/Freddy.

• Representin'?: Following hip-hop star Cam'ron's controversial declaration that he wouldn't snitch if he knew of a murderer, Fox News brings in rapper M1 to speak for the black community in the Great Snitchin' Debate of 2007.

• From the hip: Gun nuts react to people who think guns playing a role in gun deaths, particular at, say, Virginia Tech.