Hoff's History of Hurting Loved Ones
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
• Fallen Knight: Long before he was causing permanent emotional damage to his daughter, David Hasselhoff was drinking his relationship with K.I.T.T. straight to hell.
• Meth actor: Amateur porn star Tom Sizemore is in the clink again after getting caught outside of a hotel with methamphetamine.
• Juice squeezed: A restaurateur and member of the O.J.-is-guilty-club boots the money-grubbing murderer (?) from his Kentucky eatery prior to the Derby.
- William Shatner Prepares To Die: 'Star Trek' Star Admits He 'Doesn't Have Long To Live'
- Bombshell: 'Devastated' Ariana Madix Believes Tom Sandoval Slept With Raquel Leviss IN THEIR BED At $2.2 Million Village Valley Home
- Chris Brown Questioned By U.K. Police For Alleged Involvement In Club Brawl That Sent Man To The Hospital
• Pardon her: Soon to be incarcerated heiress Paris Hilton resorts to her last line of defense—a petition to have Gov. Schwarzenegger terminate her sentence.
• Hunting Tom Delay: The FBI is far from done trying to nail The Hammer and his Hammeress.
• Take my wife, please: A Brazilian man (unsuccessfully) tries to sell his wife on eBay.
