Hoff's History of Hurting Loved Ones
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
• Fallen Knight: Long before he was causing permanent emotional damage to his daughter, David Hasselhoff was drinking his relationship with K.I.T.T. straight to hell.
• Meth actor: Amateur porn star Tom Sizemore is in the clink again after getting caught outside of a hotel with methamphetamine.
• Juice squeezed: A restaurateur and member of the O.J.-is-guilty-club boots the money-grubbing murderer (?) from his Kentucky eatery prior to the Derby.
- 'I'll Put a Migo on a Ventilator': Chris Brown Reignites Quavo Beef With New Diss Track
- 'Duped': David Beckham Sues Mark Wahlberg Over Fitness Brand Deal That Allegedly Cost Him $10 Million
- 'Dehumanizing': Gigi and Bella Hadid's Dad Mohamed Allegedly Sends Racist Messages to Pro-Israel Congressman Ritchie Torres
• Pardon her: Soon to be incarcerated heiress Paris Hilton resorts to her last line of defense—a petition to have Gov. Schwarzenegger terminate her sentence.
• Hunting Tom Delay: The FBI is far from done trying to nail The Hammer and his Hammeress.
• Take my wife, please: A Brazilian man (unsuccessfully) tries to sell his wife on eBay.