Hamas Boy Band Reppin' West Side
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
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• Live from the (Gaza) Strip!: Hamas boy band Protectors of the Homeland—with its dogmatic and militaristic rump-shakers including "Change" and "Reform"—is da bomb!
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• Tough guy illusion: Criss Angel's latest trick reeks of Jerry Springer when a magician contestant on his show almost decks the dark prince of douches.
• Hawaii five-uh-oh: Dog the Bounty Hunter is ashamed of racist remarks he made in a private conversation with his son and hopes Hawaiian wisdom and the standard meeting-with-blacks penance will get him back in good standing.
• Indie raucous: Arcade Fire front man Win Butler takes his marbles and goes home, declaring that he'll never play in Nottingham again after being hit in the face with a flying bottle.
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- Family of Menendez Brothers Beg for Convicted Killers' Freedom in Press Conference Three Decades After Brutal Murders: 'They Were Failed By Their Parents!'
- BREAKING: Jailed 'Sex Beast' Sean 'Diddy' Combs Hit With Another Wave of Horrific Lawsuits — Rapper Accused of Drugging, Raping, Sodomizing and Threatening to Murder Multiple New Victims
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• Creepy uncle: Jackass Bam Margera's uncle, Don Vito, collapses in court after being found guilty of inappropriate groping, screaming, "Jesus! I can't spend the rest of my fucking life in jail! Just fucking kill me now!"