Harriet Miers, We Barely Knew Ya
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
SEVENTH YEAR ITCH Miers
• Imploding administration: Hot on the heels of the mail thing, far-fetched Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers resigns as Bush's attorney. Asked why, White House spokesman Tony Snow says, "Basically, she's been here six years." Oh. Well, yeah.
• Girlfight: HBO boxing commentator Jim Lampley remains mum on his own alleged bout with his girlfriend—he's been arrested for domestic abuse at her place outside San Diego, California.
• Also in ladybeating: Uni-namer Tyrese stands accused of punching his pregnant girlfriend. Let's see his flawless, six-pack abs get him out of this one.
• Blatant Hoserism: A Canadian truckdriver is suing America's Funniest Home Videos after finding out Canadians couldn't vote for his clip from Christmas where he dressed up as Santa and scared the living hell out of his sleeping granddaughter.
