Glossies Gab Endlessly on Branjolie
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
TALK OF THE TABS Angelina
Just like busybody neighbors everywhere, the glossies are quite concerned about Brad and Angie this week—about the money they're spending, her drinking, his rebuffed romantic gestures.
We envision the five of them having a discussion that goes something like this:
"They spend money like there's no tomorrow," says Us, who wants you to know that she enjoys a splurge every now and then, but in moderation. "That hotel suite they're staying in is $100,000 a month. For that kind of money they could buy a whole house in Kansas City."
"I don't know," says Star, examining a chip in the "Wicked" fingernail polish she bought a few seasons back when Cosmo said dark was the rage. "I mean the hotel suite has got like six bathrooms and a gourmet kitchen, and there's a weekly magic show for the kids. It might be kind of fun."