Gibson: Be Thankful I Spared You the Enemas

ENEMA OF THE PEOPLE Gibson Critics are unanimous in saying that Mel Gibson's Apocalypto is violent and overly explicit, but they should see the crap the anti-Semitic ranter and DUI artiste left out.

According to a softball interview with MTV's Kurt Loder, critics of the movie should "Just thank God we didn't show you the enemas." Gibson went on to leak these details:

There are whole Mayan wall murals devoted to guys getting enemas from these women in public. It would have been like public enema number one. So we did spare you that. Critics who call this movie a bloodbath—I don't know, I think that's a little over the top.

As for Gibson's depiction of these rituals, the director can always dump it on the DVD.