Gay Cannibal: Crazy Or Not?
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT? Alleged gay cannibal In lighter news, the trial of the British gay cannibal has wrapped for the week! We expect it to drag on through the month. (Thank the Lord!) Anthony Morley, a chef, hooker-advertising specialist for gay magazines, and also a gay cannibal, has not yet testified, but the narrative is starting to come together. How's the jury faring so far? "The jury has heard chunks of cooked human flesh found on a chopping board appeared to be rare or raw." Or? Could they get a little more specific please? How frustrating! In any event, here is what we know so far, thanks to the fine English press:
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