FLAVOR OF LOVECHILD Mr. Drayton
• Flav-let: Flavor Flav (née William Jonathan Drayton, Jr.) is one kid closer to his goal of having ten, he tells The Tom Joyner Morning Show. But uh-oh, second season Flavor of Love "winner" Deelishis is not the baby mama.
• Man-U Man Da Man: Dour Scottish Manchester United football boss Sir Alex "Fergie" Ferguson, 64, is a huge Diddy fan (or at least a fan of the media attention that sticks to Diddy like cheap cologne), even going so far as to make the hip-hop mogul an honorary member of the soccer team.
• Vegas Knight: Airport stumbler David Hasselhoff has signed on to play out and proud Roger DeBris in The Producers ... in Vegas.
• Related: With Daddy dearest a safe distance away in Sin City, the Baywatch elder's daughter is free to engage in grab-ass without fear of her Goofy costume-loving father cutting off her boyfriend's "thing," as he has promised to do.