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Freaky Friday

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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EDGY! This morning's Dow The New York Stock Exchanged opened with a total pants-crapping. Once again, we have to say: is anyone surprised that the market continues to teeter and veer? High trading volume this morning was all sell-off, and various rally spikes have gone on in the first hour while volume has lessened. You know when this will settle down? NEXT THANKSGIVING. And the troubles will spread in a million different directions, even if credit is loosening. We are enjoying this blind item greatly: "Which midwest hedge fund are Fed officials rumored to be paying a visit to right now, to deal with its impending implosion?"

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