'Francis' A Popular Name in Prison

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• Wild no more: Radar's favorite meatstick Joe Francis might finally get jail time for contempt of court.

• Thank you, India: Sanjaya's Idol run is not India's fault.

• Porn problems: Japanese military officers leaked top secret U.S. military data while swapping porn.

• Full moon: A Florida student who mooned a teacher is suing to get back into school.

• Desert blues: A train derailment leaves SoCal coated in blue cheese dressing.

• Hopped up on pixie dust: For the second time, delinquents trash the Hogwarts express.

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